polls = [
  {
    question: 'Who would win in a no-holds-barred smackdown?',
    answers: [
      'Jesus',
      'Moses',
      'Mohammed',
      'Lucifer'
    ]
  },
  {
    question: 'Christian Morality Question<br/>Would you rather:',
    answers: [
      'Let your teenage daughter have unprotected sex with a Black Muslim',
      'Support Gay Marriage',
      'Use a condom',
      'Participate in a Satanic Sex Ritual'
    ]
  },
  {
    question: 'Jewish Morality Question.<br/>Would you rather:',
    answers: [
      'Let your teenage daughter marry a Palestinian Militant',
      'Eat a Christmas ham',
      'Pay full price for everything',
      'Vote Republican'
    ]
  },
  {
    question: 'Muslim Morality Question.<br/>Would you rather:',
    answers: [
      'Let your teenage daughter marry a Jew or a Christian',
      'Read Danish newspaper editorials',
      'Dress like Ru Paul',
      'Find out forty virgins was a dirty lie'
    ]
  },
  {
    question: 'Why do all-powerful gods speak through prophets instead of addressing us directly?',
    answers: [
      'Because Gods are shy, and rarely make public appearances.',
      'Because like every other powerful political authority figure, Gods need a spokesperson.',
      'Because it creates a blame buffer in case things don’t work out.'
    ]
  },
  {
    question: 'When a plane goes down, was it God’s will that every on board die that day, and if so, how did he book them on the same flight?',
    answers: [
      'God works in mysterious ways.  Perhaps it’s his way of making sure that a hit song like American Pie will eventually be written.',
      'God is more powerful than the FAA, and therefore has greater latitude in selecting a  passenger manifest to His liking.',
      'Before he was God, the young Almighty worked part-time as a travel agent.'
    ]
  },
  {
    question: 'Adam and Eve had two sons. Whom did they marry and have children with?',
    answers: [
      'That is a filthy, dirty lie!',
      'Technically, their father’s rib.',
      'Eve, the original MILF.'
    ]
  },
  {
    question: 'In Christianity, the Devil is a fallen angel who plotted against and betrayed God... who is omniscient. Why didn’t he see it coming?',
    answers: [
      'Because not even God has eyes in the back of his head.',
      'Because Satan really is that good at what he does.',
      'Because God needs Satan in order to justify his own existence.'
    ]
  },
  {
    question: 'What if God is busy, and your prayers are being answered by some guy in Bombay?',
    answers: [
      'Then you should be prepared to wait a very long time before your prayer is answered.',
      'Hope that the guy in Bombay has a good working knowledge of currency exchange rates before you make the big ask.',
      'If America can outsource, so can Heaven.'
    ]
  },
  {
    question: 'In the most recent survey, 44% of Americans have switched religions in their lifetime.  Is this at odds with something that’s supposed to be eternal and cast in stone?',
    answers: [
      'Yes, but forever is such a long time.',
      'Perhaps, but often other peoples’ Gods are more user-friendly, and have more up-to-date features.',
      'I like a religion that is OK with the whole porn thing.'
    ]
  },
  {
    question: 'What\'s Your Religious Orientation?',
    answers: [
      'Straight and Narrow',
      'Curious',
      'Abstinent',
      'Rape Victim'
    ]
  }
]